Miss Fired

I'm going to start with this,I'm pleaded innocent for not being lazy for the past few days. It's just that I need some time to construct the best article for all my readers.


Got up and punctual to class as expected, like always, as decent as usual. No surprises and yes of course, I misfired someone badly which is I don't even want to know about it, but thank god, she is still standing still with a shaded look. Miss Sunshine eventually asked me what to get for Miss Banana on her birthday and I don't know. And yet, she said Miss Banana wants a new watch and a pair of new diamond earrings and like always, both hands up and say "I don't have any materialistic friend which I'm most certainly not trying to refer it to someone and yes someone came out with this I have a friend which is materialistic and yes, Miss Fired got misfired. To make the long story short, she's not the main character in my post even she is stated up there.

I've always been excited when it comes to playing Dota with my friends, and I do not know why there's a missing fate in between Me and Benny. We don't stand a chance to team with each other if we shuffle the players, hence we create our own fate and we got pawned badly.


The most excited moment comes during badminton session, the greatest history in mankind, I finally defeated Shappy in a badminton match! Yes the match was set in 15 to win match due to Shappy is lacking of stamina and Shappy requested and humble-me accepted even though (duration x times of playing x players of playing) is most certainly more than mine, but it's ok, I hope that he would accept the defeat with open arms and hope that he'll improve his stamina for a better game. And I know that I'm being serious in this post and I'm not trying to say not everyone is as perfect as me again.


I screwed my hair today, a-must-once-a-month session, 90 minutes of burning time sitting on chair where the barber is supposed to style your hair and not telling me that I should blow my hair every single morning to make myself stylish even I'm already are right now! I got freaky frustrated when I have to fake a smile when listening to his crap while he doesn't even understand what I was trying to say "I don't want to blow my hair, it makes me sound so not right!" and yes, so-called professionals screwed up my hair and just blow off my mirror.


Even there are a lot of imperfections in life, but we often look into imperfections which made us so perfect nowadays, therefore, lets have a perfect day ahead!

Life is great, but eventually it gets worse from day to day

He is badly wounded, what'd you do if he collapsed and couldn't even save us? Our world is actually our home. I'm not blaming myself for being crazy over happening disasters nor being superstitious. When the day comes, we either get to see empty or chaotic streets, and I'd be walking alone with a cylinder in my heart written your name as its description.

Stop! it's time to get up, this is not the best time for you to day dreaming and I'm coming back to what and where I'm supposed to be. It's great to see Josephine back again, it has been a long time I don't get to kick on his chewy ass. What I need not to mention which I had to mention right here is we heard screams from Jason, and what the heck? He came out with miscellaneous junk and vulgarities and Joseph seemed to be smiling. And yes, Josephine pecked on where Jason is suppose to milk his children.

I'd be really glad if my dearest Macroeconomics lecturer get to read my blog, and I actually pretty disfavor this guy for spreading out his lousy, low-standard ed, lousy pronunciation, egoness and pervertedness actions and words. He screwed Josephine BADLY for not attending his class before, with specific reasons. He just couldn't believe Joseph went back to kampung in China. Heck man, atleast this man would atleast knock on someone's door before getting into people's room.

Someone was right, there's always a critique on someone in every single post. In other words, I was terribly or perfectly constructed for this, atleast they made my day for transmitting such valuable cognitions for me to throw some words to this rotten and stinky page.

Got Cursed!

I most certainly can't believe that my lecturer Mickey is doing this, he's Mickey it's because he was born in the year of rat, I'll stuff you with cheese and make sure you'll never be James Bond!

I never really enjoyed giving people credits when talking about them, but I have to, and to make sure no credits given to him, either. He's actually pervertedly amazing, he's the greatest merchant of mankind, a lecturer which could provide lightsabers for females and a, how can we call that thing?Jelly I assume, we'll take that one. Yes, Jelly for guys!

This guy was very, extra ordinarily, super, ultra, sensitive today! and that actually knocks on our head, did he just blew his mind off, or probably his light saber isn't really working that perfectly.We can simply use the word PMS to describe a women when it comes to "sensitiveness". I got cursed, I mean we. We got cursed for "will become a lecturer in the future", is it that bad being a lecturer? Yes karma doesn't mean everything that I pissed on somebody's pants and I will get that back in return? Yee Loon was being an asshole , he said if he was to be a lecturer, he's gonna call Mickey as father (It's for sure that his daughter will needed a lecturer in the future, right?)

Ya know? sometimes it's great to met such god gifted lecturer several times in our entire life, which could be a witch doctor, a lecturer, or an adult-tools merchant.

Something that will never be missed, no matter how a person is gifted, it's not fortunate for him to compete against the writer which sitting on the dumb old stool right here!

It's not I Love You anymore!

Ya know? People used to blog about how they shop and hang during weekends which I partly think it's most certainly NOT necessary! I spent my weekend thinking new theories which Einstein can't even think of it. And I'm seriously very very very seriously proud of it.

I bet many of you understand about "Singular and Plural" and many of these days, people whispers "I Love You" which I think it's not even enough. SO, I come out something new, which is I Loves you. Some people might think that I'm ridiculous enough to say that but think again.

This is how you definite singular and plural,

Some people say it this way,

I love mango

I love mangoes

What are the differences? Yes, I love one mango and I love few mangoes and I know not everyone can be as perfect as me.

And I love you and I loves you.

I "love" you. Which is I (one love) you

I "loves" you. Which is I (lots of love) you

See that? Think about it, if I was born in those days, I'd include this in the great book of encyclopedia for sure!

Here's some professional advice for you guys, but please remain all the credits for me. There are total of 5 natural disasters happened in a week, if you haven't told someone which is you loves "I loves you" , it's time for you to move right now, fast!

Lastly, if you take this post seriously, and seriously, and most certain seriously, you seriously gonna hate me for life.

I hereby declaring that, Life is not a Drama! it's a Comedy!

It's great to hang around with bunch of crazy dudettes at times, but depends, some people seen it as the sky is about to fall!

Life is pathetic, I was wrong, Life is unfair, I was half-wrong, Life is a Comedy, I knew that. Like I said on my previous "article", human being just need 3-4 hours of sleep and I made it again, from 9pm to 12am!and now it's 3am, again.

I found out that classes are crap at some time! I wonder why should I dig myself up and get myself to the island and sit on the crappy rocky chair stuffed myself in a room with 40. Nope I wasn't saying that I'm suck with those 40 but the one standing in front with a retarded remote control holding the title of PHD.

People are just trying to have some fun, atleast we are better than the rest who just walk out from the room right? Yes I know we were 90 minutes late to class. Yeap, something happened and I ain't gonna say it like the way people used to do, he and she hor then hor that and no! I'm going to say it in my way.

Eh guy was a brave kid, he confessed, erm nop, he said it out loud accidentally that he loves Eh gurl which stunned almost EVERYONE! Eh, I'm so proud of you and this Eh gurl, I don't even want to look at her, yeah I forget to look at her not even a glance! That makes me lost few sentences! Eh gurl escaped to the front row accompanied by He gurl and this, wait. I need a moment to think about a tone which sounds cute to describe her. Ok, Q gurl was one of their accompanies. Eh guy regretted, he's up to some terrorist bombing, he went straight, directly, without even thinking and this He gurl interrupted the greatest moment of all mankind, and Eh came back with a word disappointed stamped on his face, and great man never never give up! Eh guy is going to try sit next to her this time, on the left and He gurl shouted, screamed, yelled, moaned( that sounded so wrong) and said , Eh is too much and he doesn't care about people's feelings! Wait a minute, Eh just tried to sit next to his love! and yet again, the warrior isn't gonna walk away. Here comes the suicide bombing, Eh dashed towards He and confess "I was trying to talk to my wife and you yelled at me, I need an apology right now!". He gurl transformed from a crystal white clear beautiful gorgeous creepy lady angel women decent innocent to a creepy and scary Calypso (yeah, they looked almost the same) and said "That's enough!" . Yes, to make the long story short, and that's enough, Eh is loving, Q is cute and He was a hero

That was the best story ever written in mankind, and I'm demanding a co-director co-author co-writer and co-everything for that, and yes, it sounded even more worse than I'm in a drunk mode. And that's not all for everything but yes for today.

Get up and get up!

What is sticking in my mind is, I need to write something, which I need to think right now.

After finishing "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" , I guess I'm heading for the second one!

Seriously, it has been quite some time that I tried to lie to myself, again, that I'm in love with books and I should bury my head under the mud again.

Getting exposed is one thing, but getting over-exposed is something bad for health, and guess what? I turned CK up and down like a light switch, and I bet he got really pissed because of that. We were supposed to be in some clubs or lounge last night, No! I didn't say club, just lounge. And thank god we managed to keep our wallet safe, and we're kinda sorry to our belly. Yes, I told 5%/100% of my friends that I'm going for a diet, I know it sounded ridiculous, but take it this way, I'm going for healthy meals and apparently not for last night, tom-yum beehoon and a set of large McChicken isn't really helping.

Years back, nono, I think a year back, I haven't met this girl called Jaylyn for like a year. Yeap, it was me, Jason and Jaylyn and guess what? "Hey Jaylyn, I can't believe that I'm actually looking at you right now, you looked so different from MSN". And that's not all, I've been telling her how am I going to drive myself on a proper route in playing the piano and she starts telling me to put on feelings on your piece and yet I was actually trying to pretend that I know what she is saying while I don't even know what is going on!

I had 4 hours of sleep today, that's more than enough, humans should just sleep 2-3 hours per day, at least make good use of their time!